Victoly! Free Fall

15 levels of catching these suicidal, mentally controlled divers and three hench-hands later, you finally get to face the cause of all this craziness - Squishy! Normally, I wouldn't do a write-up on the ending of a game, but this game is a special exception - how often do you get to write articles about a giant severed hand whipping pickles at an evil giant floating severed head? I tell you, not often enough!

It's the final battle... so spectacular that it even gets its own level name! With as messed up as this game was, I knew the final battle would be something for the ages, and I was NOT disappointed!

AAAAH!!! Someone beheaded Dennis the Menace and his evil severed head is the cause of all this madness! AND HE HATES PICKLES TOO!!

Ahem. Anyway, this is it - Squishy! He flies around in the air and spits bouncing yellow bullets at you - one of them is visible in the next picture. The bullets bounce in the same manner as the hopping enemies from all the other levels, but he fires them at you on an almost constant basis. Just keep chucking glowing pickles at him. After a couple of hits...

Smacking Squishy in the face with pickles causes some sort of sick mitosis in him - and now you get to face two half-sized versions of Squishy! They move around quite a bit faster than the single Squishy, but thankfully, only one of them can shoot at you at a time. Remember though, the bullet can now come from either of them. Continue chucking pickles at both heads until predictably...

Each Squishy will divide again, and move even faster. Now, the bouncing bullets still drop, but now seem to fall out of mid-air/ This is the last section - when you hit each tiny head with enough pickles, it will expand back to full size, and then explode quite impressively. Finish off all four, and you've defeated Squishy!

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